This is a placeholder for people looking for a post on the “Church of the Founding Fathers” and the American National Religion.  Post is forthcoming.

I found this quote on some random board – it’s apparently a common aphorism among like-minded folks:
If atheism is a religion, NOT collecting stamps is a hobby, NOT playing baseball is a sport, and bald is a hair color.
You may all start referring to me as “Not Reuben Eisenstock,” and my favorite color is 2.07.

Sometimes I think if the Bible read like TweetJeebus, I’d still be a Christian…