This… this.. just, this….

Indian School names monkey god chairman

If you felt good about outsourcing to the subcontinent before, now you can feel totally confident. It used to be a Bengal Tiger, but the board meetings got WAY out of hand. Besides, the tiger’s Ph.D. was from a diploma-mill.

My next question; how soon before Liberty University or Bob Jones University (direct quote from their website: “The University is accreditated through TRACS.”) are electing Jesus to their chairmanships?