The vast difference between simplicity and intellectual abandonment.

Today I got a tweet (via @EveDestiny) from @DanielFlorien:
Ask God, “What is the distance from the earth to the sun?” and you get silence.  Google, however, answers instantly.

I found this quote on some random board – it’s apparently a common aphorism among like-minded folks:
If atheism is a religion, NOT collecting stamps is a hobby, NOT playing baseball is a sport, and bald is a hair color.
You may all start referring to me as “Not Reuben Eisenstock,” and my favorite color is 2.07.